Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

Hop

A retard kid and hes your enemy like you could say hes your ops but you say hops because hes retard

a hop is a retarded kid

by Sohailjavedisgay March 21, 2020

squad hop

To jump over to a different group of friends

I’m going to squad hop over the basketball players

by Pussyslayer366 December 15, 2019

hop on blackout

a lengthy and tortorous sexual ritual where two individuals (usually of the homosexual kind) fuck each other until they develop frictions burns and lesions on their penis and pass out from the pain

Person A: yo dude hop on blackout
Person B: but im still sore from last time -~-

by sharky_p2prank March 24, 2024

Hop

Defines hook up or pass

Anthony- hop
Millie- p
Anthony-danmit

by Antjomner March 3, 2019

Hop on criminality

Hardcore anal with 7 women at once. this does not counts as an ORGY since only sigma males can only get 7 bitches at ONCE

Man: Hop on criminality

Group of women: you said w-what?

by ThatGuyWithABrain69 June 28, 2022

Cousin-Hop

When you hop from one cousin to the next;
when one guy doesn’t work out and isn’t fit for a relationship, but his cousin is.

yo ngl i jus did this
f it we ball

Person: Did you seriously just cousin-hop?
Me: Yea, sorry not sorry

by urbandicitonaryhoe6 November 12, 2023