hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022

your mom

the person i am doing right now

You: What are you doing
Me: YOUR MOM

by A Local Idiot September 21, 2020

BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS

You looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq and you saw this word lit up in blue.

Person 1: hey dude habe you looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq?
Person2: yeah, and I saw BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS was lit up.

by PencilRC1 March 13, 2022

Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

your mom

its when i do your mom

ethan is doing your mom

by your dad69420 November 15, 2021

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.

Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?

by Kambell October 24, 2017

Run your own race champion

Doing what ever you like in this world whist staying out of one’s self.

If you are a Guinea rooter that’s stuck in a pint glass that’s fine mate !! You run your own race champion!!!

by The biggest deck from corlette July 8, 2023