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First Boy

1. Father - indicating the first of your boys
2. What an only boy becomes when you meet a second boy (pending)
B: "Is my First Boy your dad?"

Z: "No, unless you met my dad first?"

M: "So I guess what you're saying is everyone has a different First Boy?"

Z: "No"
by Boy (Dutch) June 3, 2025
mugGet the First Boymug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the "They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....mug.

First UMPression

When, upon meeting someone, you dislike them, pull out your UMP, and blow everyone in the room's heads off.
I met some douches at the pub last night, so I gave them a memorable first UMPression.
by Big Hairy Pendelum June 14, 2010
mugGet the First UMPressionmug.

co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
mugGet the co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug.

M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
mugGet the M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...mug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
mugGet the Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...mug.

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