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The GOAT

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Yousef AL Zenky is the GOAT.
by Benjamin E. Dover May 10, 2022
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Goated

When something scares the fuck out of you and you stiffen up and fall over.
Oh shit…that fool saw a chupacabra and straight goated!
by AM© July 3, 2025
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secret goat

The Secret Goat is a PvP strategy utilized by the Druid class in World of Warcraft. It involves hiding their temporary goat mount during the Bareback Brawl world quest, by abusing the Flight Form mechanics.

Using this deceptive strategy, everyone will think the Druid is just a harmless bird, and seconds later transform into a big, angry and fat owl, shooting lasers while being mounted in a goat.

Several organizations have already asked Blizzard Entertainment for a immediate fix to this situation, because goats are a serious menace and even more so if they're hidden.
Look Glen, I have a secret goat for you!
by Dav Glen May 7, 2017
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Sour Goat

When after a heavy sweaty workout session, your significant other licks and sucks your scrotum.
after my workout, the old lady gave me a sour goat.
by sourgoated March 28, 2011
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Goat

A little furry thing that screams 99% of the time and enjoys ramming into peoples' thighs.
Also known as the 2nd most annoying creature before children.
The goat rammed its head into my thigh and began to scream louder than my screams of agony.
by Goat-Hater July 19, 2022
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goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law
by King mammal August 31, 2018
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