Clown Fuck Around

To waste someone’s or your own valuable time doing nothing and being a fucking moron

Today, Scott decided to do nothing and just Clown Fuck Around

by LOGANsaurs October 30, 2022

Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.

Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!

by DingleDryfuss December 03, 2018

Mother And Fathers Infection Around

What the mafia actually stands for.

Person 1: Hey...do you know of the mafia?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

Reach-Around Wannabe

Somebody who takes credit & steals or rips off ideas, concepts, names from other peoples work. For their own gain.

A Copycat

Termed coined by Wrestling Promoter Terry Landel.

There's too many reach-around wannabes in the Wrestling Business today!

by Space Cowboy Nick-G January 12, 2023

Dagobah Reach Around

When your partner jumps on your back, latches their arms and legs around you and proceeds to give you a reach around while you go about doing tasks around the house. All while talking dirty in Yoda's voice.

My partner was really horny but I had a lot to do around the house, so the game me a Dagobah Reach Around

by Mike was whore's key May 01, 2023

Fuck around & find out

To meet someone and fall in love, to then find out they were a scammer and liar. Left heartbroken and pissed.

I met Jesse online. Fell in love. But....I had to fuck around & find out that he was a piece of shit and I actually knew nothing about him. I'm an idiot

by Ihatejdhlildickboy February 14, 2025

Gruing Around

Appearing to be incredibly busy whilst secretly mending sewing machines

1: I haven't done anything today, I've just been gruing around.

2: Stop gruing around and go count those ceiling tiles.

by FreeTheTeessideOne February 25, 2021