*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.

Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”

by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023

slang around

"slang around" means to fool around, joke or hangout.

Guy 1-"Yahh, wanna slang around during classs"
Guy 2- "Say lesss"
Guy 1- "Meet me in the hallways"

by fuck around, hang out April 4, 2022

Bruving around

When someone throws a live grenade through your window

Officer: sir that was arson
Steve: cmon lad I was jus bruving around

by Queenlad21 June 8, 2021

Movin around the bucket

Say the world is the bucket. And you get to moving around. You know what I'm saying Yaz

Damn Bobby you really got to movin around the bucket on that one.

by Sally from the valley December 5, 2021

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

Jig around

Play around with something in order make it work or fit

Becc had to 'Jig around' with the puzzle piece in order for into fit.

Becc had to 'Jig around' to get the tv remote to work again.

by Jrsparky7 June 19, 2022

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.

by Sexydimma March 21, 2014