No Squirt September

All september like boys ”no nut november” girls cant squirt while fingering

”Finally september! one month closer chirstmas eve” remeber its also ”no squirt september”

by Artyjom69 November 2, 2019

September 7th

A girl named Sydney's Birthday

Mady: OMG it's September 7th Happy Birthday Syd

by Https/.Sydney November 3, 2019

September 1st

September first, 1989
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”

Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.

X: Hey, what day is it today?
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.

X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!

by theatreidiots November 22, 2021

21th September

My daughter Mia was born.

On 21th September, my daughter was born who is sexy just like me.

by Borna7899 November 22, 2021

September 14th

If you and your girlfriend got together on this day just know you won’t ever break up love you baby Xx

Me and my girl got together on September 14th

by Xoxoyourfuture November 3, 2021

6th September

A day where your female friend has to get freaky with you.

Hey it’s 6th September today let’s fuck?

by totallyminty November 6, 2021

September

No simp September when you can not fall in love with anyone aka have a crush on someone

I have failed no simp September I fell in love with ur mum

by Ivan090 November 6, 2021