Chinese Car Wash

A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.

Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?


The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.

by Ken R December 21, 2008

Real tuner car

a true high-performance sport compact car, as opposed to economy cars. these cars actually perform, or have potential to be tuned to such a state. they usually are more expensive. they might be domestic or imported.

visually customizing these cars actually holds water because they perform.

Real tuner car list
Dodge Neon SRT4
Honda Prelude
Acura TL Type-S
Nissan Skyline
Honda NSX
Nissan 350Z
Nissan Fairlady 300ZX
Honda Civic Si (Yes, they ARE tuners!)

by CivicSi...are tuners. really. July 30, 2009

yellow car game

when your in a car and you see a yellow car you have to say yellow car and you get to punch everyone in the car once. service and commercial cars don't count. you also get to slap one person as hard as you can in the face if you see a pink car because thats the rarest color.

person 1: "yellow car!"
person 1: (punches person 2 & 3)
person 3: "pink car!"
person 3: (slaps person 1 in the face)
person 1: "ouch yellow car game"

by cute lil kitty June 3, 2009

pop your car

To put a banana or some other object into the muffler of a car so that the car makes a loud boom noise as it ejects the object from the muffler. Causes no harm to the car, but hilariously fun.

Friend 1: You better watch out, I'm gonna pop your car.
Friend 2: Bitch, I will kill you.

by Finyon February 17, 2013

Kentucky Clown Car

When a bunch of siblings and cousins have sex in the old broken down 1980's camaro parked in front of their trailer.

I swear Billy Bob, his sister, and their uncle brother do more banging in the ole Kentucky Clown Car than God knows what.....

by Ilko Skevuld March 26, 2022

Newton's Car Wash

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.

You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.

by mreman91 November 20, 2010

Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.

This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.

by TheDickInFrontOfYou July 28, 2012