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Furry

Being a furry is a serious mental disorder, furries dress in unholy clothes such as and not limited to :

Fur masks
Fur suits
Tail plugs
Murr suits

Furries suffer from many disabilties such as :

Stupidity
Eating glue
Femboy
Being set on fire frequently
Quirkyness
Beastiality
SDDS ( Sudden Dick Disapearing Syndrome )

How to interact with a furry :

1. In many cases sudden agression is a bad option but with furries it is necessary.

Whip out your Smith and Wesson 5000 Bonecrusher Snub Nose Chambered in Quick Action .45 and aim for the tail, it will instantly kill the furry but let the human soul inside live.

Never shoot anywhere else because you don't want to murder someone you want to kill the furry.

By shooting the tail whatever is left from the infected will get to live but not the furry.

( See how I made it so it follows the guidelines, you kill the furry not the person )

2. Run.

3. Celebrate.

Note : YOU aren't trapped with a furry, the furry is trapped with YOU.

Don't waste ammo!

How to prevent becoming a furry.

1. Having a family.

2. Be sane.

Source :

Having a functioning brain.

Fun fact! Don't go to the next furry convention, not that anything will happen haha... trust me. just don't go.
Person 1: ima pwoud fuwwy OwO is that youw cwute UwU bulgi-
Person 2: shatters his skull with a Smith and Wesson 5000 bonecrusher snubed nose chambered in quick action .45

Person 1 : We are approaching the furry con
Person 2 : LETS DO THIS BOYS
Person 3 : Mask on
Person 4 : Remember, no russian
Person 5 : Lets get em'
Person 9 : Im ready
Person 18 : Keep your weapons on full auto

Person 37 : I hope they took the message we left

Person 58 : Its do or die comrades
Furry 1 : Owoo wewcowme to the fuwwy cwonw

*Weapon loading noise* ( without malicous intent of course )
by TheSovietComrade July 13, 2022
mugGet the Furrymug.

Furries

Tomorrow X Together (Korean: 투모로우바이투게더, Japanese: トゥモローバイトゥギャザー; Tomorrow By Together, stylized in all caps), commonly known as TXT (/ˈti -ˈɛks-ˈti / TEE-eks-tee), is a five-member South Korean boy band formed by Big Hit Music. The group consists of five members Soobin, Yeonjun, Beomgyu, Taehyun and HueningKai.
Sofia: Hey have you seen TXT’s new music video, cat and dog?

Jazmyn: You mean the furries?
by BeomgyuSUSImposter July 27, 2021
mugGet the Furriesmug.

Furry

A adjective used to describe something with fur
The fur-bearing trout (or furry trout) is a legendary creature found in American folklore and Icelandic folklore. According to folklore, the trout has created a thick coat of fur to maintain its body heat
by Mykolas2007 March 26, 2025
mugGet the Furrymug.

anti-furry crusader

an anti-furry crusader is a type of anti-fury. see this type of anti-furry is one to pray to Deus.

they like to say things such as Deus vult (God wills).
are you a furry?

No, I am an anti-furry crusader.
by toppinghydra September 22, 2023
mugGet the anti-furry crusadermug.

Furry

by sjchc May 23, 2021
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furry

a person dressing up or acting like an animal
yo that girl Briceida is a mega furry. i saw her cough a hairball out one time.
by furrybri July 5, 2023
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swamp furry

Someone who is classified as a furry, but only because they like human demi characters like cat girls. They generally do not wish to identify as a furry, but they are a furry by definition.
That guy insists on cat girls not being furries. He's such a swamp furry.
by anonymous July 22, 2024
mugGet the swamp furrymug.

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