Others-First Paradox

In the arrow paradox, Zeno states that for motion to occur, an object must change the position which it occupies. He gives an example of an arrow in flight. He states that in any one (duration-less) instant of time, the arrow is neither moving to where it is, nor to where it is not.15 It cannot move to where it is not, because no time elapses for it to move there; it cannot move to where it is, because it is already there. In other words, at every instant of time there is no motion occurring. If everything is motionless at every instant, and time is entirely composed of instants, then motion is impossible.

Whereas the first two others-first paradoxes divide space, this paradox starts by dividing time—and not into segments, but into points.

by Others-First Paradox April 26, 2021

Rubber First

When an idiot names Atom Deathstroke implied a "rubber fist" but mistakenly typed rubber first" and was questioned by Zillian Padecain, he has to quickly create an urban dictionary definition to explain his gross incompetence.

Yo, that atom is a total retard! He had to rubber first to cover his tracks.

by atom death stroke February 05, 2018

A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

first cousin-niece

First cousin's daughter.

My first cousin-niece is a good girl.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025

first born baby

airbender fukkers that like to use eunuchs in heaven and claim them as their nymphs. once a nymph you get access to one of the hottest creations to have wild sex parties, and all else they dream up. after being a nymph you get to have aspect tutellege of the god or goddess and the god or goddess to look after you in your sojourning life.

Lucille is the goddess of lips, deuce's wild, and gambling. Maybe she'll snag a fuck with me if I show her I can really gamble. Lady luck, first born baby here am I!

by aromabinger June 05, 2023

first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks

I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges

by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017