Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.
"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"
by shazkony January 14, 2014
Get the vertical gymnastics mug.A sideways ballsack. Primarily referring to a re-rack in beer pong, placing the last two cups vertically.
"Yo can we get a vertasack?"
"I'm about to drain this last ball of the vertasack, you figgadealz me?"
"I'm about to drain this last ball of the vertasack, you figgadealz me?"
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Verb: To get taken to the cleaners, shafted or otherwise screwed over by a megacorp or government entity
Comcast Verizoned me so so hard this month. WTF is a "broadcast fee"!?! And $15 extra for HD?? What a crock.
by MrWiggly31 November 17, 2016
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by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019
Get the Vertically Thick mug.My Dad is such a retro-vert, after coming home from his high school reunion he was sporting a mullet and dancing to "The Breakfast Club" soundtrack!
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Get the Jill Vertes mug.To be Vertical is to be in a higher state of being, often induced through mind altering chemicals. Most common of these chemicals, for those who often get Vertical is Marijuana.
I am Vertical
by Filthy Phil Kessly Snipes October 23, 2010
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