Ur mum

Crusty toenails

I think I have ur mum

by Papi macabi April 15, 2020

Ur mum

The insult all the og’s use . If you don’t know what to reply with or you think there’s a chance to make ppl laugh just say ur mum

Her tits are massive

So’s ur mums

This door handles so rusty

So’s ur mum

What you eating later

Ur mum

by Skirtskirtskirt February 21, 2020

Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

ur mum

The ultimate insult that can work on anything just by slightly altering someones sentence with 'ur mum' .it can also be written as 'ur mom'.

person 1: "you're fat"
person 2: "ur mum is fat"
person 1: "that insult is so unoriginal"
person 2: "ur mum is so unoriginal"

by The Epicster May 3, 2020

Ur mum not cool

It means ur mom not cool

Jimmmy hey Ron ur mum not cool
Ron No u
Jimmy fucking dies

by Nooblegend2769 May 7, 2020

ur mum

i ride ur mum all night long

hi son im going to ride ur mum

by urnan dictionary 12329 July 7, 2020

Ur mum

Ur mum is ugly 😃👍❤️

Ur mum is ugly 🥰

by spacelings September 11, 2020