Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.

Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!

by Nadyak August 7, 2022

Ur mum

The insult all the og’s use . If you don’t know what to reply with or you think there’s a chance to make ppl laugh just say ur mum

Her tits are massive

So’s ur mums

This door handles so rusty

So’s ur mum

What you eating later

Ur mum

by Skirtskirtskirt February 21, 2020

ur mum

someone that I have sexual intercourse with

hey what are you doing?

UR MUM

by Icuminurmum January 27, 2022

Ur mum

"Ur mum" is a term used for people who "accidentally" say it on telegram in a group with teachers as of July 7, 2021.

Hamiza: TKRS dengan siapa?
Ikhwan: "Ur mum"

by IckyNotSticky July 11, 2021

ur mum

sexy bitch
gets all the bitties
milf

whore

Dam id bang ur mum, shes a baddie

by im a milf March 9, 2022

ur mum

Typically used by 12 year old British kids with elite humour. Used as an insult

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: ur mum 😎

by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022

ur mum

a response that can be used to reply to most questions.

e.g
Zoe: "what are you doing?"
Me: "ur mum"
it can also be used as "ur dad, ur nan, etc etc"

what are you doing? "ur mum"

by marvellous*may May 21, 2022