greasy creature

A woman with loose morals who often attends drag races. Also known as a track rat.

That greasy creature could be yours with a win today!

by "Beavis" January 14, 2008

greasy tornado

To place a Clif bar on your taint to absorb the sweat and then make your partner eat it, then when they puke it out, proceed to pack it into their pussy.

My girl was begging me to give her a greasy tornado

by Benweezy September 21, 2019

Greasy Grandma

A stank-ass vagina. This cooter doesn’t get fishy, it gets greasy. This is a vagina that you can smell a mile away. It makes the room humid.

Oh my god who brought their girlfriend’s greasy grandma to the party? Don’t they know how to wash themselves?

by sworensen June 1, 2019

Greasy Phillip

when you friends dad comes out of the closet and ends up being an ass fucker after years of straight marraige

"ended up johns dad pulled a greasy phillip."

by Lil' Roger Jones June 23, 2008

greasy jay

a person who does not shower for about a week and their hair gets so greasy that it forms greasy jay hooks on their forehead

hey look at konecny kid over there, he is sure a greasy jay.

by mister alot March 22, 2010

Greasy Grafton

A nickname for the city of Grafton, Wisconsin because of it's overall shittyness. They call themselves the "heart of Ozaukee county", when everyone knows it is the septic tank of Ozaukee county. Called greasy because not only do they suck, but its inhabitants all smell bad and are greasy.

Guy 1-"Hey I live in Grafton"

Guy 2-"Greasy Grafton, haha"

Chant: "Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton!"

by bulldog20101234 July 23, 2010

Greasy Norman

The long, terribly disgusting trail left at the bottom of a toilet after a soft bowel movement. For a lack of better words, a greasy poop trail.

John left the most disgusting greasy norman in my downstairs bathroom.

by Ry Dawg June 17, 2006