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Spare Dick

Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.
James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.
by Annikins February 26, 2024
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spare-agate

Similar to a Surrogate, this is the female that was not intially good enough to have a mans child, but because she is so expendable, she is now used as a spare part to conceive a child.
The chick i wanted to be my baby mama aint havin it, some im bout to hit up Tonya, she gon be my spare-agate baby mama...
by TJ Goats December 27, 2011
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Spare Wheeling

When the third and fourth wheeler have already been designated to a couple. All the wheels on your average convertible have been taken. All others who join the vehicle become "spare wheels," they're just there.
Person 1: "Yo man it was so awkward yesterday, I decided to join Jerome and Tyrell who were third wheeling super hard yesterday."
Person 2:"Nah bruh, you was hardcore spare wheeling yesterday."
by JeromeBois96 April 11, 2016
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Spare

This is the person in your life who you are just friends with, but they are not in the friend zone. You spend a lot of time together. You wouldn’t even say you’re in the talking stage, a platonic friendship but you are pretty sure both of you could maybe see it being more, but neither person is willing to cross the line to make it more than just a friendship. But you always know in the back of your head that they are an option. Like a spare tire… you know they are there but aren’t gonna use it if you don’t need to
Person 1 “hey are you an Andy a thing?”

Person 2 “no not really, he’s just my spare right now, but maybe that will change”
by Papafritarach August 18, 2021
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spare lint

The act of a man releasing his masculine fluids inside a woman's belly button. While time passes the jyzz turns into a crust-like form. The woman then picks the jyzz out with her finger before sucking on it until she receives intense cotton mouth.
Suzie ate her spare lint while jerking off to the young man jonny.
by kamasutra's protégée August 22, 2011
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Spare

After losing his heir, the king had to bring in his spare.
by UndersScore December 22, 2023
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Spare Tire

When one person (said person can be single/taken/etc) hangs out with multiple couples at once, and can no longer be referred to as a “Third Wheel.” A “Third Wheel” usually applies to one person and ONE couple.
Person 1: “Yea man, I was at the movies with Shaun, Nick, and their girlfriends, it was pretty fun!”
Person 2: “You had fun? You weren’t even a “Third Wheel,” you hung out with two couples, that makes you a “Spare Tire.”

Person 3: “Hey!…Don’t worry man, you’ll find someone soon enough!”
by LookHoneyAnAbomination June 7, 2022
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