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Obed

Obed is being an Obed shrayef
by Yeayktv November 9, 2025
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Sean Ob Knight

a large fat like creature, a cum guzzling moose like to jerk off in McDonalds bathrooms hoping to land the next secret sauce. On his off time, he prefers to say he saves live by taking a shit on young males chests while playing with his clit.
Hey Vinny Drips, it appears there is another Sean Ob Knight in the bathroom
by boobies69boobies March 27, 2019
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Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.
I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.
by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014
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Obed

A guy who has the uncanny ability to talk his way into and out of any situation, no matter how extreme they may be. And develops big crushes on girls name who starts with M.
I just obeded myself
by SaltyMilk October 18, 2019
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ob$lete

A genious who has designed god level pcb since the age of 13.
ob$lete on that God shit
by Iredify October 7, 2021
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Ob

Yo, Nigga we in da OB squad. We got dem boyz ballin'.
by obx21234569 October 29, 2014
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Ob

Yo Ob Mad Faggot
by 34kiing August 31, 2020
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