The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends

(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful

by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023

bright poppy

A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.

Johny nearly killed his goldfish when he had bright poppy.

by Kirsy August 12, 2020

Mary Bright

An amazing name for an amazing girl! This girl had beautiful blue eyes with dirty blonde hair and freckles. She is and outgoing and confident girl with a bubbly personality!

She’s such a Mary Bright!

by sHiPLINetHE October 3, 2021

Rocket bright

Used by people who are insecure about their own intellect and therefore they describe anyone who can string a sentence together as “rocket bright” letting everyone know that they are bright enough to know that this is a smart person.

Rebecca - please stop using this term, you sound idiotic and it makes no sense.

“Tilly is rocket bright and exactly the kind of rock star we’re looking for. “

by corporatespeakterrorist October 13, 2022

Bright Games Studios

A popular game studio that create many games, usually in Roblox, this can also be called BGS

Bright Games Studios (BGS)

Hey Mike, did you find the new Bright Games Studios game fun?

by BrightCodes_Dev July 30, 2024

The Bright Idea

When you sleep at a girls place, wait till she falls asleep. Then poop in her bathtub and cover every lightbulb in her house with it then replace the bulbs. She will wake up in the morning and turn the lights on to the heated stench of shit!

She was a bitch to me so I gave her The Bright Idea.

by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010