Sometiming Dick

Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.

He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick

by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022

Sometimes

Am outsider to a relationship, where the outsider doesn't want a serious relationship but is there sexually for one party in the relationship.

Gary and I have been a relationship for 3 years now, but he friend Paul is my sometimes...

by Vashtiashanti July 12, 2019

Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

sometime in december

Someone (who you personally know) will kill you while you are away from home. They will be too short to choke you so they will strangle you to death.

Time: sometime in December
You: “Hey wassup shortie”
Shortie: *pulls out ropes*

by NotThePed0FromUrNeighborhood September 26, 2021

Its Sometimes Yetis

Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!

If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.

Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis

by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

we will get up sometime

We will hang sometimes, but truthfully its never going to happen.

He nice to see you!....you got my number?....ok, we will get up sometime....

by Lmrtheoneandonly April 9, 2017