fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

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Get the fart riddlemug.

Delphini “Delphi” Riddle

Mouldy Voldy’s daughter who never met her dear ol’ dad; wanted to restore the timeline Scorpius Malfoy described as “HELL” just to meet her dad.

Sirius: Bella, you had a daughter!?
Bellatrix: Damn straight. Call ‘er Delphini “Delphi” Riddle, Padfoot.
Delphi: You’re my uncle Sirius?! Mum’s told me all ‘bout you…MUDBLOOD LOVER!
Sirius: Your dad’s a Mudblood; his dad, Tom Riddle Senior, was a muggle born wizard and his mum, Merope, was a witch, making him a Mudblood — a highly derogatory term referring to half-bloods and muggleborns. Also, Bella, YOU DARE USE MY
MARAUDERS NICKNAME!? DID WORMTAIL TELL YOU?!
Pettigrew walks in
Peter Pettigrew: Yup, I did, Padfoot!

by QWERTY keyboard layout September 14, 2022

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