Numpty

A less offensive, more lighthearted way of calling someone out for their stupidity

John: I left my wallet at home
Joe: Oh well aren't you a numpty

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"Oh you numpty'

by Destiels Love Child January 16, 2017

Numpty

A word that apparently is Scottish, but you use it by calling people that are idiots "idiots" without them realizing it because... well, they are idiots. Luckily, great minds think alike, so both me and the Scottish know what is up.

"Dude, Jim is such a fucking numpty, he keeps eating shrimp whole, he doesn't take off the carapace before he shoves it into his fat little mouth."

by younerd July 24, 2023

northern numpties

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world

northern numpties think north is superior

by stan twitter nn member July 27, 2019

numpty

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.

That douche is such a numpty!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

Numpty

Numpty

A guys from dumb ways to die which his hair gets burned and the lyrics "set fire to your hair"
Guy 1:Have you know numpty
Guy 2:ummm yes i have unlocked it in dumb ways to die the game

by The dumb ways to die lover July 12, 2022

Numpty

An idiot

me: Luke you are a numpty
luke: ok

by Daily Goat Newsletter April 14, 2021

Numpty

A silly person who has done something stupid or funny

A lighter version of stupid, idiot, dumb

When Gary trips over the clearly obvious box in front of him, Shira would say "Oh what a numpty"

by BlueWatermellon September 2, 2019