Similar to daydreaming, but instead of thinking about warm happy things you’re probably imagining a dark torture room filled with Eastern European guys named Surgei, or that one date you went on where the guy flossed in the movie theater.
by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016
Get the Day Nightmaringmug. Doing something that causes you not only to shit your pants, but also to piss, vomit, cum, spit, and bleed into your pants.
person 1: Hey did you see how steep that double black diamond was?
person 2: yeah, it caused me a fluid nightmare.
person 2: yeah, it caused me a fluid nightmare.
by wooden man May 10, 2012
Get the Fluid Nightmaremug. The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.
by Micro67 May 8, 2010
Get the festering nightmaremug. A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.
(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)
by Baldwinning September 27, 2012
Get the Awkward Nightmaremug. The occurrence of a nightmare in such epic proportions that the victim felt as if the dream was terrifyingly real, and even after waking up, is still powerfully mentally shaken (hence the term "seismic") for the remainder of the day, unsure of the difference between reality and illusion.
by Ramasm August 23, 2017
Get the seismic nightmaremug. Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.
Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....
When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...
When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...
by ianelectro March 18, 2013
Get the Blueberry Nightmaremug. A sexual act in which (having taken a laxative and eaten lots of corn for lunch) one defecates in their partner's mouth.
Troy: "I heard you and Shirley hooked up last night."
Pierce: "Yeah, she's a freak. She gave me a Nebraskan Nightmare. Best lay in years."
Pierce: "Yeah, she's a freak. She gave me a Nebraskan Nightmare. Best lay in years."
by hectic_scone October 28, 2021
Get the Nebraskan Nightmaremug.