dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.
john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker
by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014
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sayonara motherfucker

Something a person would say to another before he/she shoots the other person...
by the hilarious one August 23, 2016
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Cadaverous motherfucker

A dead person, usually as a result of murder.
Fool, if it wasn't for Serge here, you and your cuz would be cadaverous motherfuckers.
by K'blub May 11, 2014
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The act of throwing someone off a cliff just like Darth Vader throwing the Emperor.
Guy 1: Look at that, fucking emperor style!
Guy 2: Ah he Emperored that motherfucker!
by LilZero October 8, 2008
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Hippie motherfuckers

A phrase Chris Jones would use repetitively after he puts aspartame in his drink on his channel "Physiques of Greatness"
(Chris Jones shows off his macros in Denny's on re-feed days)

(Chris Jones shows his plate) " Here is what i got ..... "( then goes on to show his drink) " I got my unsweetened tea "( picks up a bag of aspartame and pour it into the tea and says) "And for you hippie motherfuckers if you happen to give a fuck this is aspartame " (referring to to the bag of aspartame he just poured in his drink)
by MRACER720 August 21, 2013
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Crispy Motherfucker

Someone who can be classified as an asshole that gets roasted through the 6th dimension.

Popularized by Youtuber Mythymoo as an insult towards another Youtuber, Kevox.
Dellado: Hey Myth, look at this play i just made
Myth: Is it good?
Dellado: Yes!
Myth: Stop lying to me you crispy motherfucker, the only good play you have ever made was getting into America, and you still have scars from that day
by DomTheDomo October 20, 2016
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Like a motherfucker

Used to indicate an unusually high degree of intensity. See gangbusters.
Whoa, have you looked outside? It's raining like a motherfucker.

Let's stop at a gas station; I gotta piss like a motherfucker.
by R. R. July 6, 2005
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