Lop

Someone lame who comes around and you can’t get rid of them. Sometimes your nice them because you feel sorry for them. Usually tries too hard to fit in even thought they are out of their league.

Victor is a lop, who invites that foo?

by sgtfloresusmc October 6, 2020

lop tit

A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.

I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.

by BostonAlan August 3, 2017

lopping

An unspeakable act between a male and a female which involves the use of Lube, goggles, handcuffs, and an axe. The act itself has never been witnessed and has only been mentioned in historical texts.

What are they doing next door? It's sounds like they are lopping!

by Johnny24 April 19, 2018

Lop off

Cutting pulling or ripping something off from and object and then the detached object being thrown away

Guy 1: so yeah, I was just cutting some wood for my new shed that I’m building and then I tripped and the saw fell on my finger and it kind of made me lop off my own finger
Guy 2: sir this is a denny’s

by Astralacid March 19, 2024

Lop

A flop that cant be bothered to give an f.

Why did we go there it was a lop.

by MoonPython January 6, 2021

Lop

Whenever you type too fast and say Lop instead of lol. The main thing about it is that it’s not afraid to be bold

I ate some spicy shit lop

by Five_Guys_Bathroom August 29, 2019

lop

Lop is short for Lazy olive penis.

My lop is laying on my microphone helpppp!

by lopsabby October 3, 2018