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Kali

If you have a kali in your life you are a very lucky person and you should never let her go. She is the only one who understands you when you are drunk as frick at midnight. She is beautiful, kind and full send amazing. She makes me cry laugh emotions that I can’t name. Kali is an absolute best friend and no guys are good enough for her(that’s the only reason why she doesn’t have a man) she will be there for you when your bf breaks up with you. And any other day ever. There is no other way to describe her. I am so lucky to have her as my best friend.
You look so kali today!
by #petunia January 19, 2020
mugGet the Kalimug.

Kali-Alexander

A young man with the chillest of vibes. Rather secretive of his own business. While willing to listen to others he is very private with others business as well. Ready to blossom in a reserved but attentive young man he is also very silly and ready to joke around. Only with those he trusts or cares for
Kali-Alexander is a homeboi
by Blythe96128 December 27, 2020
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kaliee

A girl you’ll meet that has a bunch of personalities at first when you meet you’ll think she’s just basic but when you get to know her she has a lot of personalities and is not very basic anymore she also cares a lot for her family and friends and will do anything for them especially her sister and she tends to think she’s funny when she’s not
I went to the movies with Kaliee today
by Lui suv November 20, 2023
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Kali

handsome, most likely to play football but is a dick sometimes to his best friend and his friends are dicks and pedophiles
by favor washington January 1, 2023
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Kalie

A baller best at football will take ur girl and pipe your older sister
by Reffrey123 December 23, 2018
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Kali

The funniest white cracker girl who is very beautiful and pulls every guy she wants cuz she’s cut like that ong 😭 she has a fat ass and she know how to use it
You see kali over there I heard that dude hit last night she’s so beautiful
by Kali👅👅 May 18, 2022
mugGet the Kalimug.

Dirty Kali

A dirty Kali is when a girl with a fatty come over to you at lunch in school and sits on your face and in the act of eating her out she sharts leaving a starfish brown stain on your forehead. ( Best experienced with a vibrator toy in ass on max vibration )
dude shqueefa and I did a dirty kali during school yesterday
by SexMaster2099 July 16, 2023
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