a faggot nigger therian who swears that she is an animal and loves getting headpats like a lame ass nigga
by kanes veiny ahh dih & clih May 20, 2025
Get the julietmug. Juliet is the most exciting person you’ll ever meet! She will make your day, and she is so funny! Juliet is so pretty and her smile and light up the room. She is very spontaneous and likes to spend time with you and other people! She’s very caring and puts you in front of her sometimes. She doesn’t like expressing her feelings. She’s the best person you’ll ever meet. She always finds a way to make you laugh. She can be very bubbly and energetic and she loves food and animals.
by Anonymous1231156339 February 6, 2022
Get the Julietmug. Juliet is the kind of girl who you can always rely on! she only really sticks to a few friends the ones she has knew for forever <3 shes not too good at math but she could be if she wanted to, she has dark brown hair eyes and a good butt,shes really kind but dont get on her wrong side she wont confront you in person but will go off on txt...shes SO funny and has a funny laugh when shes being genuine about it.
by Juliet,funny,smart,pretty December 19, 2022
Get the Julietmug. An actually good and simple love story bastardized by an English playwright, featuring a fiery but gentle lady from the Capulets/Cappellettis, a stubborn but passionate lad from the Montagues/Montecchis, poison, secret marriage, dagger, death and sleeping with some old bones.
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023
Get the Romeo and Julietmug. When a little kid gets skadooshed/bonked in the head with a soccer ball cuz they stood next to the goal when someone was shooting.
by ShrekChungus September 21, 2025
Get the Juliet Momentmug. 1. He’s juliet is so fucking sick
2. Where did you bought your juliet?
3. Juliet isn’t just for Zé droguinhas
4. That baile funk last night was awesome everyone had a juliet
2. Where did you bought your juliet?
3. Juliet isn’t just for Zé droguinhas
4. That baile funk last night was awesome everyone had a juliet
by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020
Get the Julietmug. Romeo and Juliet is originally a novella written by Italian writer Luigi da Porto, who wrote this because he couldn't marry his cousin. It got revised by a monk named Matteo Bandello, then translated to Baguette Language by some French guy, then landed on Arthur Brooke. He then wrote it as a poem with some dark shit featuring Romeo banging his head against the wall, then named it Romeus and Juliet. And of course, Shakespeare read Brooke's work and based his tragedy on it, and we got the version of Romeo and Juliet that almost everyone hates.
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023
Get the Romeo and Julietmug.