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Jellyfish in a chokehold

Holding in a very wet defacation.
dude I'm hold a wicked nasty jellyfish in a chokehold
by Lucky18 January 26, 2011
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vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
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jellyfish breasts

Nice, potentially ~scoop~able breasts that are jiggly like a jellyfish. They have an ethereal float to them. They are the definition of the perfect jiggly titty.

*Tentacles not required*
Damn she has nice jellyfish breasts.
by sweden2020 April 27, 2021
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Jellyfish jelly

1. The tastiest thing in the sea;

2. Potential gay slang refering to k y jelly;
by Acejr27 April 2, 2019
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Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.
"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"
by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018
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molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy
omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!
by jelly rapest November 26, 2016
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