by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
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A unfunny joke.
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If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions
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