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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
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malz is immortal btw

malz is immortal and has a massive cock ive seen it many times. also his cock is so big that it has to wrap around his leg 14 times. he is also lightskin so he can steal ur girl any day of the week
yo did you know what malz is immortal btw and has a massive shlong
by Emkayytheplug August 18, 2021
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Immortal Beauty

I have a thing for mixed race babes, especially Eurasian girls. I find some so beautiful, I call them “Immortal Beauties.” I hope to court and wed an “Immortal Beauties” someday. If I raise interest to your eyes and ponder to wonder, please feel free and at liberty to PM me. -Internet person on the post of an Immortal Beauty
by Halfie06 June 26, 2023
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Immortality

Something that will never exist, despite what so many delusional people think, ditto to reincarnation.
Having a short life sucks, but the thought of Immortality is not worth it at all.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
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Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)
Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"
by Strawberry Froggy July 9, 2023
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