oatmeal creme pie

A common term used in cottagecore, referring to having intercourse in the morning, as you wake up.

"Hello, Amanda. The flowers are beautiful this morning, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are, Michael. I already felt wonderful this morning, and the roses are making it better."
"Oh? How come you feel so nice, Amanda?"
"My dear husband gave me an oatmeal creme pie. It made my day."
"My, oh my."

by 1/3 of The Men August 11, 2022

Frosty Creme-Pie

(Het): When a man is having vaginal sex with a woman but before climax, he pulls out and finishes in the ass. He then licks the dripping that comes out.

(Homo): When two men are having sex and the top pulls out before climax and ejaculates on the bottom’s balls. He then licks the dripping off.

“Broooo, I gave my girlfriend a frosty creme-pie last night.”

by Reuben San-du-val-wich October 25, 2019

David Baileys Irish Creme

A porno about Jizzing in Ireland

Did you see all that jizz in David Baileys Irish Creme?

by Dickakatyleryourbuddy January 18, 2009

lickin the creme outta the twinkie

Licking the dick fluid out of the vaginal region.

Timmy stop lickin the creme outta the twinkie. That's just not right man.

by aryyguy April 11, 2009

Oatmeal Creme Pie

Scissoring a creme pie onto another woman's anus.

Yo, bro. The other night I was deliverig a pizza and it was my last run of the night. The hot blonde bitch with big titties opened the door and offered me another form of payment. Although she had no USD, she was interested in my US. D. After I went inside the home, her bangin' red head friend was there and I watched them begin to get funky. And then it happened, I'm bangin' and I busted. She told me to sit back and watch some freaky, special shit. She then obtained her legs with the other female and pushed my cum onto her asshole. I proceeded to bust in my own belly button after already jizziming. That's how I learned what a oatmeal creme pie was.

by NeviMoon June 17, 2016

creme filled meat horn

A long and big dick, cock, rod, johnson, pole, trouser trout,bulbus erectorus, dong, schlong, meat cleaver, tube steak, and penis filled with large amounts of goo, pecker snot, cum, sperm, splogge, or egg drop soup.

Toby loves Scott's creme filled meat horn.

by Bobby Allan December 6, 2006

Creme de la framboise

Pussy Juice

She squirted her creme de la framboise all over his face.

by Shelletje November 5, 2010