The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

swagga so bright

a way of being that is too fly, too icy, too swagged out, too legit, too bossy, nothing is above

My swagga so bright is to the roof. No one has more swag or is cooler than me hoe.

by dunnbie July 29, 2012

Full bright yellow moon

The full bright yellow moon indicates the arrival of alien vampires from Jupiter. This event was rediscovered in the ashes of the library of Alexandria.

"Beware the vampires will come it is a full bright yellow moon"

by The prophecy of the shaolin March 14, 2025

bright purple

The best color in the world often associated with royalty. Also really hot girls. People who like this color are amazing and much cooler than you could ever hope to be. Also deep minded and funny. Also gay. Or not. It could happen though.

girl: my favorite color is bright purple!
other girl: omg you are soooo cool!

by CoolestKidEver007 April 27, 2009

Dr. Jack Bright

Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.

Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?

Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!

by wowowowoowowo January 9, 2025

Bright Side

A YouTube channel which posts clickbait videos to gain views only for the viewer to end up watching their ill informed videos consisting of pseudoscience and conspiracy theories.

Bright Side is a YouTube channel which portrays questionable claims.

by UltimateDoge July 9, 2021

Simmy Bright

Simmy well she's amazing, she as a heart of gold if you are ever down or sad she is always there to put a smile on your face, she is so amazingly beautiful and gorgeous she may deny it at times but she is she doesn't need makeup to make her look pretty she already looks it hehe, she has amazing eyes that you can get lost in their gorgeous their like glistening stars in the sky but in her eyes. She may say love you a lot but its because she cares and that makes me so happy knowing that there is someone there to talk sto I love her so much and I want her to know that. Simmy may of had the worst past but I hope I can give her the best futer I want to build her dream home with her dream veiw I want to give her the best life she can have to make up for the bad past she may of had simmy is the live of my life and I hope we can live together and be together for the rest of our lives. We may have our ups we may have our downs but I hope we will always find a way to carry on loving each other and caring for each other. She will always have a place in my heart thi biggest place in my heart she is my rock my jem my Everything forever and always, I love you simmone Jessica Bright xxxxxxxx

Simmy Bright is my forever.

by Amelia Jane Campbell smith September 1, 2019