kiwi lahv

a delicious and refreshing beverage. mix a little spice and puerto rican flare. when mixed properly this tangy concoction becomes frothy light brown with a pale blonde top and is quite a beauty to stare at.
i'll take a kiwi lahv on the rocks.

i like kiwi lahv in the morning.
by ms. anon June 07, 2013
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white kiwi

Some one who shouldn’t be trusted
Never trust a white kiwi
by Craneo90 January 24, 2018
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Kiwi ingenuity

Trying to make a stupid idea sound clever
Andrew: I think Australia is the best country in the world.

Gary: No, you're wrong. New Zealand is the best country in the world because we have great coffees, the All Blacks, a motorway which is always congested and a housing crisis.

Andrew: What's the cost of living like?

Gary: It's great. We pay world price for milk, butter and cheese even though we produce it. When it comes to pay, we get New Zealand wages.

Andrew: Sounds like Kiwi ingenuity to me.
by MrSchnobBlack October 26, 2017
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kiwi love

Represents the friendship and love between two friends, more commonly with females than males.
Two people celebrate their love while drinking a glass of passionate kiwi. To have this, one must also know the secret handsign. Call one another their kiwi slice.
1. I kiwi love you!
2. Yo, kiwi slice! Poor me another passionate kiwi!
3. Let's go get kiwi love tattoos!!
by Deanna Kay June 13, 2008
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hot kiwi

When a man puts a kiwi into the anus of his partner. He then inserts his penis into his partner's rear end, coring the kiwi. He removes his penis (with the kiwi skin around it), and his partner then defecates the remnants of the kiwi into his mouth.
Seth loves a hot kiwi.
by Seth/Muriell September 12, 2006
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Kiwi

1 A bird too reatarded to fly, but it makes up by laying eggs the size of its own body.

2 A fruit that is not sour enough to be a lemon, but too small to be a coconut .

3 A term for a deasesed female reprodutive organ that is too green to be considere a blue wafle.
EX1: Damn kiwi stole my glasses.

EX2: Dammit, why'd ya put that kiwi in my drink.

EX3: God dammit Joe, how the hell did you have sex with that kiwi.
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kiwi accent

a new zealander will have the nasty habit of pronouncing their 'i's, 'o's and occasionally 'a's as 'u's and ciritise australians who dont talk like fucktards, as discovered on a recent trip to new zealand.
Kiwi 1: "hay bro, lets get some fush and chups. wheres the fush and chups shup?"
Kiwi 2: "just over thut brudge bro, about fufty-sux metres away"
Kiwi 1: "suck bro"
Kiwi 2: "nice kiwi accent bro"
Kiwi 1: "what accent bro?"
by holmesinho January 23, 2007
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