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a real asshole who probably is blonde and probably fucks 10 year olds from Discord 24/7
Mom, why is there a Zach in this chatroom
by GinaFromTheBlock December 10, 2018
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A Zach is someone who loves sex but his pull out game isn’t very strong don’t be a Zach
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A man who will stare unblinking at you menacingly looking as if he will whip out the secret big iron and murder you right then and there when he will suddenly throw his head back in laughter at nothing throughout the day at random intervals, he will talk of firearm enthusiasm and the beauty of capitalism before talking about how he dunk slams children, it’s not recommended to attack him for he has ways of immediate incapacitation which will leave you feeling weird and embarrassed. He wears aviator sunglasses while talking about napalming villages and apprehending you for saying bad words and being communist. It’s recommended to stay away.
“Hey can you come over, zach is following me with a smirk and muttering to himself.”
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zach is gay
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Is gay, cause he likes a trap
by Wiener Balls December 19, 2018
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An intelligent, independent, very funny person, often found reading or playing Video games. Talks most around friends and can flirt well, being the person he is he is not very athletic but still seems to stay in shape lol. He doesn’t know much about girls and hasn’t had many, but when he does have one he is loyal and sticks with her forever :)
Him- Have you met that kid Zach?

Her- Ya he’s awesome!!!
by TUTLESSsSs June 13, 2018
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