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Zach

a real asshole who probably is blonde and probably fucks 10 year olds from Discord 24/7
Mom, why is there a Zach in this chatroom
by GinaFromTheBlock December 10, 2018
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Zach

A matha fuking American fuk yea!
by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018
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Zach

A person who is very smart, nice, kind, and is very good at magic. When you meet a Zach he can’t help it but to care and/or show you a magic trick.
by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019
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Zach

An incredibly fine specimen. Eyes that are so deep you will die by staring at them. Oh so sexy and such a hunky hot handsome boy. Can attract any gender in an instant. Everyone drools over him.
Can be used to describe someone else, but people called Zach are so f****ng lucky.
Oh my god! That guy is so f****ng Zach!”
“I swear I met a guy yesterday and he was so Zach.”
“OMG! Zach’s here, i’m drooling!”
by writer4231 January 6, 2020
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Zach

Is gay, cause he likes a trap
by Wiener Balls December 19, 2018
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Zach

Someone who can’t make up his mind about what girl he likes. Has a habit of breaking his ankles, specifically from baseball. Likes many girls at the same time. with a soft spot for brunettes. Never washes or cuts his hair.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.
“So who does Zach like this week?”

“Only God knows.”
by PalacesOutOfParagraphs May 13, 2018
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Zach

An intelligent, independent, very funny person, often found reading or playing Video games. Talks most around friends and can flirt well, being the person he is he is not very athletic but still seems to stay in shape lol. He doesn’t know much about girls and hasn’t had many, but when he does have one he is loyal and sticks with her forever :)
Him- Have you met that kid Zach?

Her- Ya he’s awesome!!!
by TUTLESSsSs June 13, 2018
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