I'll be winkled

Used to express confusion or to admit your opponent to be correct; to admit defeat

BOB: I Found fart in a jar collection.
Me: I'll be winkled

by bobtheslobthebob February 27, 2021

Shit Van Winkle

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later

"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"

by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021

winker

When you take a dump and the tail of the turd sticks out and winks at you

I took a dump,I had a winker

by shoemannnn July 9, 2009

winker

1)In porn movies, an asshole (anus) that can contract and expand after anal sex, digital or mechanical insertion. "Forcing semen out of the asshole after an internal anal ejaculation are what winkers do best."

winker, winky, butt fart, cumfart, ass jizz.

by captfreak September 25, 2007

winklepickers

big long pointy shoes, worn by leprichauns and irish folk alike.

"will you fuck my shoe" a common phrase in germany.

by Carlos August 11, 2004

wankeltutor

an insult used in similar circumstances to the word wanker, but with a less harsh edge.

you've just been sick on my carpet, you wankeltutor!

by andrew speakman October 9, 2005

winkler

A word used by mostly 10-13 year old boys which means small penis.

"Yo Albert"
"What's up Wilson?"
"You have a small winkler"
"I'm telling on you!"

by Lastryder April 12, 2009