The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.
by saucegodguap June 5, 2018
Get the Wilburmug. Wilbur soot is my 6+ft tall cat and he has gone Missing, he has medium brown fluffy hair with a reciding hair line and he sings.
Sorry for bad speling I’m dyslexic
Sorry for bad speling I’m dyslexic
by Kade katz November 21, 2021
Get the Wilbur sootmug. by richganglife November 8, 2018
Get the Wilburmug. by anonymous February 18, 2022
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by soupsniffer_jamimi December 7, 2022
Get the Wilbur sootmug. by Twwilbur December 8, 2021
Get the Wilburmug. by Xdgrry July 13, 2021
Get the Wilbur Sootmug.