turkish turd

A large, constipated, dry turd that stretches the anus to a point that may be sexually arousing.

Ever since I had that turkish turd, I'm very open to anal sex.

by Nikolai Jerkov June 13, 2007

Turkish Twizzler

When a man whacks off to the point of ejaculation, holds it in and twists his big one and then releases it producing a twizzling burst of the good stuff.

Jimmy shot his turkish twizzler all over his bitch last night !

by chuckieNorrie October 05, 2009

Turkish Oven

Taking a dump in bed and trapping your partner in the sheets - like a Dutch Oven....with extreme prejudice.

I gave Emily a Turkish Oven... didn't think she would be into it.

by Zwolski January 01, 2011

Turkish bookmark

The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.

Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.

by bellyonyoback September 20, 2008

Turkish Maid

A nickname for cannabis, thought to of originally started in Dorset, England. To let other users know they must not talk about cannabis openly.

Examples of Turkish maid:

I want to hire a maid- i want to buy some cannabis.

Is the maid wearing perfume - is the cannabis sprayed or unsprayed.

by Mellow Yellow420 August 18, 2009

Turkish Omelette

When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."

To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.

"Hey Steve, do you feel like making some Turkish Omelette's tonight? I'm hungry!"

by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008

turkish victory

A sex act whereby immediately following orgasm, the satisfied partner shouts "victory!!" and then immediately tasers his/her partner with a stun gun

Justin: Why did you buy a stun gun? Its not even a dangerous neighborhood around here.
Kristen: Its not for protection. Its for turkish victory.
Justin: What's that?
Kristen: After a dude makes me cum, I hop off his weiner, scream victory, and taser him right in the balls
Justin: Wow, thats some sick shit
Kristen: Turkish victory my friend

by roofman August 11, 2009