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Sneeze Labor

When the pre-emptive feeling of a sneeze's inevitable presence completely succumbs your entire body and you can't seem to summon enough power to get it out.
According to many doctors the best way to end you sneeze labor is to quickly turn your head 90º into the nearest light and say purple repeatedly as fast as you possibly can.
by snuggiefortwo December 19, 2010
mugGet the Sneeze Labormug.

sneeze the bowl

a very runny shit that splatters the whole inside of the toilet and sticks to the sides.
It takes 4 flushes to rinse out the toilet after i sneeze the bowl.
by cholo carwash February 23, 2011
mugGet the sneeze the bowlmug.

The Devil's Sneeze

When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.
I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.

The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.
by TheBaldingEagle June 3, 2013
mugGet the The Devil's Sneezemug.

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible
they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin
by pompu January 17, 2020
mugGet the sneeze goblinmug.

Anal Sneeze

EXAMPLE:

"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
"Teribly sorry, Sir, I just had an Anal Sneeze!"
by Snave Nareik June 16, 2008
mugGet the Anal Sneezemug.

fake sneeze

"My boyfriend left me so dry that I had to fake sneeze"
by tiny the loser July 4, 2018
mugGet the fake sneezemug.

Bitch Sneeze

Self explanatory. A person who has a very soft sneeze or a wimpy person. Also referred as pussy sneeze/wimpy sneeze.

It is derived from the latin root bitch and the greek word sneeze.
1) Bailey has a bitch sneeze.

2) You're such a bitch sneeze.
by hxc_bitch_sneeze March 14, 2011
mugGet the Bitch Sneezemug.

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