Sealion

From Wikionary: "To intrude on a conversation with disingenuous questions in an attempt to engage in unwanted debate as a form of harassment."
From Macmillandictionary.com: "In an online conversation, repeatedly asking a person questions or making comments which suggest that you are interested in what they are talking about, but are actually intended to annoy them"

The reference is taken from "WONDERMARK: A Collabroation With The Dead" web comic #1062; "The Terrible Sea Lion"

"Becky is being a real Sealion, like, no one wants to debate her wack-ass and she won't take a hint."

by Gralkor June 27, 2019

crack the seal

to open a new pint of lean

damn bruh, i just copped a cruiser im bout to crack the seal

by 713boomin September 22, 2015

The Navy SEAL

This is an intimidation technique that is primarily used to keep a woman quiet when she is being too loud during the throws of passion. You wrap your strong arm around her neck and grab her chin and jaw, and then cover her mouth with you weak hand. You then say to her: "If you dont shut the fuck up, I will snap your neck". If this doesnt shut her up then nothing will. Besides actually doing it.....

I was railing this chick at her house the other night, but I didnt realize her mom was across the hall. When I found out, I had to give that girl The Navy SEAL to make sure I didnt get caught.

by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005

Sealface

1: The worlds worst kind of person.

2: A total douche.

3: That guy in the group that no one actually likes.

Holy shit, that dude is such a sealface!
Oh damn, Sealface is shit!

by shotgunjimmy May 16, 2010

Seal Teaming

Doing reckless hoodrat shit with ya boys at the at your local mall/walmart with a combination of African American and Caucasian males only. To be an elite member you bend over and derail your local lifeguard on the express train to pound town. #KOP

Yo lets go seal teaming at KOP tonight.

Yo lets seal team and bend over this lifeguard right quick

by SharkNado July 25, 2014

Sealy productions

What you call a gay sexual male (or female) who will probaly say this is fake and gay

this man gay, sealy productions type of gay

by Sealyhater August 19, 2019

Salsabeel Yasir

Salsabeel is a funny and weird person she loves food, she goes to a girls school and lives in London, she is bossy annoying and loud and weird. She loves her tissues and has to keep one in her hand all day and all night. and she drops her water everywhere and gets told off by the teacher for having her water on the table all the time. but there is a good side to her too she is funny and brave and very argumentative we have had our ups and downs but we laugh pretty much all the time and we are the annoying girls in the class

SALSABEEL YASIR WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR WATER BOTTLE ON THE TABLE AGAIN

by HalimeSultan November 15, 2019