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Red Sox Nation 

a red sox fan in bandwagoner denial.
person a: "I love the red sox!"

"Red Sox Nation baby!"

person b: "have you ever been to boston?"

person a: "no"

Red Sox Nation 

A term of pride OR an insult, depending on your professional sports team allegiances.

1) The big chunk of land located east of New York that contains millions of heartbroken sports fans come October.

2) A collection of eternal losers who somehow keep the faith every season.

3) A collection of eternal losers in general.
1) It's good to live here in Red Sox Nation.

2) Red Sox Nation will keep their spirits up regardless of their bad fortune.

3) Those freaking idiots in Red Sox Nation need to get a life already and root for the Yankees.
Red Sox Nation by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003

red sox fan 

Someone who likes to spend so long having sex that parts start chaffing and turning red. Named after a famous Baseball team who took so damn long to win people had DIED waiting for them.
Red Sox fans are people who believe that their inability to climax makes them great lovers as opposed to tedious ones.
"Oh my God, he kept going on and on, a total Red Sox fan!"
"No way!"
"Way! And you know what? Afterwards he was convinced I had just witnessed the best sex on Earth!"
"What a loser!"
red sox fan by Daddy Danton October 15, 2007

bandwagon red sox fan 

95% of red sox fans as of 2005. made up of mostly fat, irish, red faced women and scrawny white homeboys who will wear their 2004 world championship tilted to the side like a god damn monkey while their over sized manny jerseys will hang all the way down to their knees. 10 years ago these bandwagoners didn't have to suffer watching mo vaughn gain 300 pounds, jose offerman trot around the bases like he was a in beer softball league, or mark portugal tripping over his own feet while pitching off the mound in almost every god damn start. But now they feel like true fans because they can name 3 players on the team.
That bandwagon sox fan over there just yelled "Go Red Sox" then "GGG-Unit" after, lets go beat his ass

Boston Red Sox 

only team in history to come back from 0-3 in the playoffs like pimps to beat the yankees.
The Boston Red Sox pimps ho's.
Boston Red Sox by Brian Jaz August 29, 2005

Boston Red Sox 

The new team bandwagoners love to cheer for.
I've never seen so many Boston Red Sox fans in South Philly.
OR
guy number 1: I've loved this team a long time, they are the greatest
guy number 2: Did you see what happened to them in 2003, or even worse in 85?
guy number 1: Nope. Did they have a team in 85...that's nice
Boston Red Sox by baseball guru April 12, 2006