dirty riddle

A person who blindfolds another person and makes them smell or lick their feet

Person 1: My friend pulled a dirty riddle it made me throw up

by Daddy_maddy_fatty_patty October 01, 2021

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Tom Marvolo Riddle

A Slytherin guy, who is often found trying to kill Harry at the end of each of the books in some way or another.

Also known as the Muggle name for Lord Voldemort.

V/TMR: Voldemort is my past, present and future. - Tom writes his name in midair. Tom Marvolo Riddle rearranges it's letters to spell I am Lord Voldemort-
H: -gasps-

by KillerBangs May 04, 2023

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riddled mcfiddled

Ronald McDonalds autistic cousin who works at McFiddles.

Ronald McDonald: who in the mother fuck is you
riddled mcfiddled: h3yyyyyy gUYzzz y@ll w@n++ a LiL maK???//??

by aidetaut October 12, 2022

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Telling Riddles

A euphemism for getting a sapiosexual turned on. Specifically, getting a female wet, through witty banter, playful puns, and other intellectual stimuli.

Jill: How was the date?
Kate: He was telling riddles all night, I needed to change my panties.

by SazzyNerd September 24, 2021

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