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Obes

A person who farts the scent of a rose while making his underwear brown.
A: smells nice in here
B: yeah I just did an obes
A: guess its time for you to buy a new underwear
by flowerpower321 February 10, 2023
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Montessori OB

The Montessori System is not real here. Parents believe that their $9k goes to their children learning the Montessori “ways” or whatever the hell that is. Let me tell you what it’s really like here. First off, you get NO freedom what so ever. The teachers treat you like shit. You can be with them since you were younger, yet, you mean absolutely nothing to them. Also, there’s less than 20 per GRADE. Yeah, you heard me, GRADE. And I love some teachers and all, but for the most part, all of them make dumb rules for their dumb students as apart of their dumb school. The teachers and administration don’t truly understand what it’s like to have ass student. Take Cypress Bay as an example, the students take drugs and have sex in high school. Nobody at Montessori does that. Since we don’t have shit situations like that, they make every excuse to get you in trouble. Whether it’s breathing or whispering, in their eyes, you are a criminal and a terrible kid.
Becca- “Hey wanna go to Montessori OB”
Roni- “Oh you mean the ones where they lectured everyday?”
by Iowagirlllll March 15, 2019
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The People's OBE

One behind the ear, a colloquialism for execution by bullet.
After the revolution, landlords will all receive the people's OBE!
by Justinnocentmen July 2, 2025
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OBS

Daniel: I can bench 265!
Luis: “obs?”
Daniel: Yes, obs.
by LuiiTheKid November 24, 2022
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dan ob

a whore and slut obsessed with SM and thinks amanda is an iphone!!!!!
wow u see dan ob today he lookin ode wack
by plnamsidk October 23, 2018
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Ob

A blow job where the on giving drinks a tiny bit of orange juice and gets the cum in the mouth mixes it and spits it back into the blow job reciever
Dude Simon said he got an obj last night
by some_trap February 22, 2019
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luis obed

A sexy blonde with green eyes every girl wants. He is the most handsome guy ull ever know
Luis obed is the sexiest person on the planet
by Urbanburrito December 22, 2016
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