Mystic Tower

A sexual position in which both partners remain in a handstand position whilst copulating.
Usually takes a great deal of physical stamina and concentration.
Male 1 - "My arms feel like they're made of jelly dude"

Male 2 - " Yea, I heard about you doing the mystic tower last night with Sherry. You're the man."
by thesherlock24 June 08, 2010
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Purple mystic

A book a kid wrote on drugs, (he can’t write and he was high)
Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!
by Omnipotent violet February 28, 2022
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Mystical tree

The root where all wisdom is born.
The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!
by Sohn von mystical tree September 17, 2023
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Mystical Peacock

A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.
“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021
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mystic Angel

A person who Mystically appears in Stoke, becomes 2nd in command of the Sesh Bears, formally know as Dick the Greek, very hairy and tanned, drinks Stella with Morgsy Bear
by The Chainsaw chronicles November 02, 2022
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Asian mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is posited as a unit-of-free-will.

This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.
The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that fatalism has two sides: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.
by fightfacilities January 03, 2021
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mystical metro

INSANE SPEED AND OP NESS IN FORZA JOKE OF THE CENTURY
That mystical metro is fire
by MYSTICAL METOR November 03, 2019
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