by iwantyourmom August 22, 2006
Get the monty python and the holy grailmug. A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
by moonfox42 December 14, 2011
Get the Monty Python Birthday Hell Songmug. The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!
by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017
Get the monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymologymug. A group of middle to upper class fabulous older immigrant Moms from India who make the rules/ and the gossip- AKA Indian gossip moms. They are flashy and loud . The term was coined in the suburban town of Montville, NJ at Aunty Mimi's annual Christmas party. These women are now grandmothers. In traditional British India women are commonly referred to as "Aunty" thus Monties (Aunty + Montville). These older woman are fab in their designer indian and western clothes and designer bags, but tough crew. The Monties.
The monties are here, Im leaving
That outfit looks dated, you look like a Monty
I was going to meet you guys, but all the parents are there and the Monties took over!
I thought this party was chill, but here come the Monties
That indian outfit looks like it's from 80's, you look like a Monty
I tried calling my Mom, but she's with the Monties, and wont pick up
I have to get into Harvard, What will the Monties think if I dont??
I put on some weight, I'm sure the Monties will notice
Are you really going to wear that?? I looks Montyish
If you're hungry - call one of the Monties, she'll feed you!!
That outfit looks dated, you look like a Monty
I was going to meet you guys, but all the parents are there and the Monties took over!
I thought this party was chill, but here come the Monties
That indian outfit looks like it's from 80's, you look like a Monty
I tried calling my Mom, but she's with the Monties, and wont pick up
I have to get into Harvard, What will the Monties think if I dont??
I put on some weight, I'm sure the Monties will notice
Are you really going to wear that?? I looks Montyish
If you're hungry - call one of the Monties, she'll feed you!!
by Bexstyle February 6, 2023
Get the Montymug. 
by Yeeettttttaaaaaaamber September 28, 2020
Get the Montymug. by urmumlikemealotttt November 28, 2018
Get the monty sharpmug.