Lana Evoli

A spartan training used to toughen their soldiers. Literally means, "I love anal" backwards. This derived from a military high school when reading a book about the Spartans. Done solely to piss off their teacher and somehow managed to be on the following quizzes because he thought it was legit. Like a fool, he didn't double check.
Lana Evoli is the manliest of activities, like it really bonds people together.
The Spartans practiced Lana Evoli to assert dominance.
by scoopthapoop October 09, 2018
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Lana Drah

Person 1: I love having a Lana Drah
Person 2: N O
by R OBUX June 15, 2021
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Lana rhoades

Lana rhoades keeps leaving Dominic’s ass licked out from rimming and Dominic’s cock and balls sucked and

face fucked and gagged and and choked

on and deepthroated and jerked off and

spit on and licked and stroked until he cums a few times

she loves dick riding dominic and rimming

him Lana rhoades Takes pleasure in making dominic

cum from rimming Lana rhoades is one of the

sexiest pornstars alive she loves dick riding

dominic in the freakiest sex positions And is

always trying to cheer Dominic up after she just dick raped Dominic yeah Lana rhoades is so hot one of the best pornstars ever to shoot porn or adult films which is probably why dominic is always down to have sex with her
I don’t give a damn Lana rhoades is one of the goats PERIOD
by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 11, 2022
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Lana

A fat beached whale that attempts to fit in to general society but cannot fit due to her fat size. Lanas in the wild enjoy making rumours about others because they have an empty life and no soul. Their favorite hobby is opening the fridge and they are well known for having unattended birthday parties. If a wild Lana was to get angry they would most likely suck you into their black hole stomach and devour your family back to your ancestors.
Holy Shit, its a beached Lana. Shes so fucking fat! Take a picture before she falsely accuses you.
by CamelH November 14, 2021
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Lanae Foster

Lanae Foster is a trangender dancer and actor from the Bronx. He was adopted by his current family at the age of 9. Lanae is Jamaican and Cuban. He started his acting career by doing commercials for the organization Big Brother Big Sisters. His biggest performance was dancing in front of over 20,000 people at the prodential center during the 50k Lions of Justice Festival.
Lanae Foster enjoys dancing and acting on his free time.
by LanaeFosterfan October 01, 2020
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Lana

Try her name read reversed.
Hey, Lana, can you read your name but backwards?
Lana: Shut the fuck up
by Commentos July 22, 2020
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Lana rhoades child

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them
Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads
by Amongusinreallifesussus August 10, 2021
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