by Liberator69 October 22, 2010
Get the Bobbing for Kiwismug. 
Andrew: I think Australia is the best country in the world.
Gary: No, you're wrong. New Zealand is the best country in the world because we have great coffees, the All Blacks, a motorway which is always congested and a housing crisis.
Andrew: What's the cost of living like?
Gary: It's great. We pay world price for milk, butter and cheese even though we produce it. When it comes to pay, we get New Zealand wages.
Andrew: Sounds like Kiwi ingenuity to me.
Gary: No, you're wrong. New Zealand is the best country in the world because we have great coffees, the All Blacks, a motorway which is always congested and a housing crisis.
Andrew: What's the cost of living like?
Gary: It's great. We pay world price for milk, butter and cheese even though we produce it. When it comes to pay, we get New Zealand wages.
Andrew: Sounds like Kiwi ingenuity to me.
by MrSchnobBlack October 27, 2017
Get the Kiwi ingenuitymug. Represents the friendship and love between two friends, more commonly with females than males.
Two people celebrate their love while drinking a glass of passionate kiwi. To have this, one must also know the secret handsign. Call one another their kiwi slice.
Two people celebrate their love while drinking a glass of passionate kiwi. To have this, one must also know the secret handsign. Call one another their kiwi slice.
1. I kiwi love you!
2. Yo, kiwi slice! Poor me another passionate kiwi!
3. Let's go get kiwi love tattoos!!
2. Yo, kiwi slice! Poor me another passionate kiwi!
3. Let's go get kiwi love tattoos!!
by Deanna Kay June 13, 2008
Get the kiwi lovemug. When a man puts a kiwi into the anus of his partner. He then inserts his penis into his partner's rear end, coring the kiwi. He removes his penis (with the kiwi skin around it), and his partner then defecates the remnants of the kiwi into his mouth.
by Seth/Muriell September 12, 2006
Get the hot kiwimug. 1 A bird too reatarded to fly, but it makes up by laying eggs the size of its own body.
2 A fruit that is not sour enough to be a lemon, but too small to be a coconut .
3 A term for a deasesed female reprodutive organ that is too green to be considere a blue wafle.
2 A fruit that is not sour enough to be a lemon, but too small to be a coconut .
3 A term for a deasesed female reprodutive organ that is too green to be considere a blue wafle.
EX1: Damn kiwi stole my glasses.
EX2: Dammit, why'd ya put that kiwi in my drink.
EX3: God dammit Joe, how the hell did you have sex with that kiwi.
EX2: Dammit, why'd ya put that kiwi in my drink.
EX3: God dammit Joe, how the hell did you have sex with that kiwi.
by Aint nobody got time fo dat May 16, 2013
Get the Kiwimug. a new zealander will have the nasty habit of pronouncing their 'i's, 'o's and occasionally 'a's as 'u's and ciritise australians who dont talk like fucktards, as discovered on a recent trip to new zealand.
Kiwi 1: "hay bro, lets get some fush and chups. wheres the fush and chups shup?"
Kiwi 2: "just over thut brudge bro, about fufty-sux metres away"
Kiwi 1: "suck bro"
Kiwi 2: "nice kiwi accent bro"
Kiwi 1: "what accent bro?"
Kiwi 2: "just over thut brudge bro, about fufty-sux metres away"
Kiwi 1: "suck bro"
Kiwi 2: "nice kiwi accent bro"
Kiwi 1: "what accent bro?"
by holmesinho January 26, 2007
Get the kiwi accentmug.