honest to blog

A term that should be destroyed immediately. No explanation needed, just hearing makes you want to break something.

Honest to blog, don't fucking say it!

by 123_fake_street April 17, 2008

Honesty Box Bandit

Someone who writes mean remarks in multiple peoples' honesty boxes on face book. often these assumptions are false, and the remarks are ignored. The writer is also always obvious, and is there for hated because of these little rude remarks.

Honesty box bandit's work:

Honesty Box one: I hate you go die
Honesty box two: You have no friends
Honesty box three: no one likes you
etc...

(all written within a few seconds of each other)

by Kaybay January 3, 2008

Hongan

The best person I’ve ever met. She’s always gonna put a smile on your face, even when it seems impossible. She never fails to make your days at the very least a little better. She may not be the best at giving advice, but she’s always going to have your back and be a shoulder to cry on. She helps you, especially when you need it. That’s what Hongans are all about.

Person A: Hey, I’ve got the best friend in the world!
Person B: Nah, she’s not a Hongan.

by acoolpseudonym May 2, 2021

to be completely honest

Filler phrase so you can quick come up with a random statement. Often followed by a very unthoughtful statement that the person did not in fact mean to say.

Other ways it can be used is if you are in fact trying to be honest.

1. To be completely honest, I really think you complain too much... Wait I didn't phrase that right!

2. Gavin-To be completely honest, saltwater is actually okay to drink large amounts of.

Mike-Actually that is false

Gavin-Well I guess it is a difference of opinion.

by M.F.Rogers June 30, 2009

Honesty

The act of being honest to people, God, and whoever else.

To tell the truth

Honesty is only the best policy, when lying is unnecessary.

by Loyalty 2.0 July 5, 2016

Alabama Hogsucker

When a girl provides oral pleasure to a man with a mouth filled with pork rinds while wearing a Confederate flag thong.

Damn, homey, your Momma uses higher-quality pork rinds than your sister when giving me an Alabama Hogsucker. I know this for a fact.

by Charlie the Unicorn January 27, 2007

Honga

A Honga is a device used for smoking marijuwana just like a Bong.

Nirad asked for a couple of chicks to come back to his donga for a few Honga's.

by J.J.WalterSmith the 2nd September 12, 2006