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National Grab-some-more Ass Day

A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
by Donald Skin May 25, 2018
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National Grab your mans ass day

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol
by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018
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National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day
by em.ily.et May 24, 2018
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National Grab Ass Day

You fucking sicko. This isn't even a real thing. I hope you bleach your eyes and never search this up again.
by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021
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National grab your ass day

National grab ass day, it is the day where somebody has to grab your ass. The end
HEY LESBIAN BITCHES LETS GRAB ASSES WOOHOO!!! ITS NATIONAL GRAB YOUR ASS DAY YAHOO!!!!!
by あかさたは April 30, 2022
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grab ass day

October 10 is grab ass day! grab anyones ass! its the best day.
by jeff bolderun October 1, 2019
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