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My future ex GF

When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not??
by samer_exodos June 27, 2016
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big tiddie goth gf

the most desired gf ever. everybody wants a big tiddie goth gf. she is goth and has big tiddie.
You know that girl from Danny Phantom? I want her as my big tiddie goth gf
by Yung Legacy March 12, 2018
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short haired chinita gf

A recent trend that gone famous in the year 2020, in the Philippines. Male Filipino single teens use this word when they remember that they're still single; and a short haired chinita gf is the specific female that they want, though its really just a joke.
Filipino boy 1: "Man, I'm tired of being single already. I just want a short haired chinita gf that'll take care of me."

Filipino boy 2: "Bro, I'm hoping the same thing but that's too impossible. Lets just hope someone will still love us, lol."
by r4isins 4 breakf4st September 29, 2020
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big tiddy goth gf

a girl who wears dark makeup (colors such as blue, pruple, black) and gothic clothing. usually has a lot of simps.

However, please do be warned. If your big tiddy goth gf has light purple hair, big ass tiddies, dark makeup, and...revealing clothing, thats not your local big tiddy goth gf, thats fucking abbachio
Man: Look at that big tiddy goth gf!
Girl: ikr shes so pretty I'd date her
Man: oh no we're becoming simps
other person: shit
by unknownfossil September 11, 2020
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small titty goth gf

hey, thats my small titty goth gf!
by anonymous October 23, 2020
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My future ex GF

When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not?!
by samer_exodos June 27, 2016
mugGet the My future ex GFmug.

real gf loving hours

a time to love and appreciate your gf. like sad nigga hours, but for people in a late-night good mood thinking about their significant other!
Guys, it's 12:00am! Real gf loving hours.
by bitchassweeb April 20, 2018
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