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Gabriel

Gabriel, also known as gabby for his extremely feminine looks, is one of the most irrelevant people you will ever meet. The only thing he ever accomplished in life was deep throating a whole baguette, which really changed his life. Because of this experience, whenever he talked to a dude, he didn't look at the person's eyes, he looked at their dick. This made the person uncomfortable, eventually placing Gabriel on the sex offender list. Gabriel eventually became a stripper, with the stripper name Shrexy Trump. This gained him the interest of the incels on reddit. With every single incel he could find, he smashed them, all at once. He received all of their phone numbers and recieves about 2,069 nudes every day.
*Gabriel is dancing*
Girl-woah
Dude-ikr
by Thiccburd January 1, 2020
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Gabriel

Ugly, short, horrible singing skills, sucks at piano(jk) and is horribly annoying. Derp loving man (Rip Derp). Kind of funny and very inappropriate little dude.
Kayla:Ohh wow look it’s a Gabriel

Kyirsten: ughhh

Kayla: there is some thing wrong with being a Gabriel
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Gabriel

A funny, ugly caring man. He's mostly lazy but sometimes can be active. He loves playing video games especially Dead By Daylight. He loves making new friends, he really weird tho but extremely funny. He's just that guy. He's very hideous human all the girls run away from him but, he only picks the one thats gay :)
"OOOOOOHHHHHH is that gabriel hes so ugly and really scary i mean REALLY scary ive want to run away but its really hard please someone help me this isnt funny anymore i really need help hes keeping me to watch furry porn. ill send my address and st just someone please- Mars bars
by gabeinarole November 26, 2019
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Gabriell

The sexiest guy you would ever see. He gives off big dick energy while still being very kind and being very athletic.
Hey is that Gabriell the greatest person ever.
by Love.beaners November 22, 2021
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gabriel

The type of guy who can make you laugh, but has that serious side of him. He gets what he wants when he wants it. he is A nice and funny boy that loves to joke around but can be mean but is Kinda good looking and trustworthy and listen to your problems and will tell you things he wouldn't tell anyone else.Extremely brainy He has a thing for hacking and cool stuff like that

He is the example of a real gentleman. He observes every little thing that happen around him. His eyes are brown. He speak with intelligence. He is smart. He is funny at the same time. His laugh is the very best music that ever made when you heard it. He respects everyone's opinion. He is a very responsible man. He's nice. He has this unbearable eyes when he stared at you. He always have this unreadable expressions in his face. He doesn't care bout what other people think of him. Sometimes when he's not in his mood he just so aloof and snob, but when it comes to the people whose important to him, he always give his smile as a greeting.

A kind, gentle person who will always be there for you, no matter what. He dosen't care if you're insane or what, he'll love you the same. He can be your best friend. However, he can also be your worst enemy. Treat him right and your life will be much easier.

Overall He's calm, cool, and collected. He's hilarious and spells crap however he wants. Confident and smart. Is rarely called by his full name and finds it strange when people do call him by that.
by unknown.kixd November 22, 2021
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gabriel

gabriel is just , yeah
by rqselol December 5, 2021
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Gabriel

The cringiest person you will ever know
Gabriel is the definition of cringe
by AramisNaan February 23, 2023
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