Ding Dong Di

Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.

Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial

by fryck April 5, 2022

thonglius donglius

The great Thonglius Donglius Dinglebotch the 32nd. Noble stead of batchthruster cumbubble the knight of the bung daddy clan. More lore can be found on pornhub.batchy

Person: Hi
Friend: Thonglius Donglius

by batchbung October 28, 2022

slongicus-dongicus

name of my pingis, given by the queen

my slongicus-dongicus has eradicated thy mother

by BananaBred June 30, 2025

Horngus of a Dongfish

Horngus of a Dongfish (n.) — A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.

Me: The Horngus of a Dongfish is A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.

Him: Are you high???

by potatosupremxcy July 3, 2025