Skip to main content

Delinquent O'Crimebag Department

A shorthaired ginger kiwi GAWD of a feline who was rescued from the SPCA by a prophe--err, *lady* named Jessa Mine who initially passed him up but was haunted by his unique features which include but are not limited to: a dapper ginger countenance, disproportionate head-to-body ratio, abnormally fluffy cheek-poofs, squinty urine-colored eyes & an overbite that won't quit.

He quickly developed an online cul--err, FAN CLUB with well over 20,000 devotees that follow & make over his every move. Legend has it that his mother was an alley cat and his father a weasel but this remains to be confirmed. Goes by "Deli" for short. Also referred to as "that misshapen shitweasel, " "150-watt disappointment" or simply "unhinged".
"Did you see the new SPCA calendar?"

"Yeah, His Holiness Delinquent O'Crimebag Department got September thru December again. Blessed be."
by Survector Nectar July 29, 2024
mugGet the Delinquent O'Crimebag Department mug.

Deli Department

An Orange cat from New Zealand who has an internet following of 24.4K members. Is considered a Sh*tweasel with a tiny head, proclivities for violence, and chewing off the whiskers of foster kittens. He is the subject of "Special wewivery! It's a dumb cat!" Members insist they are not-a-cultmunity. Deli will poo in the washing machine, bite toddlers, and attack the vacuum at every opportunity.
"Well, the sh*tweasel Deli Department is at it again, inciting violence among the chickens."
by Teffie208 July 30, 2024
mugGet the Deli Department mug.
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
mugGet the Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?" mug.
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"
mugGet the Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?" mug.
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"
mugGet the Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?" mug.
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
mugGet the NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email