mike cruz

A person that has the biggest dick ever if you ever get fucked by him you'll not feel your lags

I got fucked by Mike Cruz and now I need a wheelchair

by BDBB126 June 18, 2018

jayden cruz

the hottest dude on earth! we fuck with him! we WANT to fuck him hes the hottest fucker you could meet

me:”hes so fine!”
random bitch:”oh yea that’s jayden cruz”

by thatonebitch.com April 27, 2022

Taio Cruz

A singer that was literally left in the year 2010.

Hey dude, you remember Taio Cruz, right?

Gen Z: Who?

by Wisconsin dude July 22, 2021

cruz booger

The booger that Ted Cruz ate.

Republican 1: Hey, what's that on Ted's mouth?
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?

***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.

by coobpig August 11, 2016

Cruz McIlvaney

Cruz is a SCOTTISH boy (10 years old) birthday 26th January his dad is Stuart his mum is Emma his brother is mason his stepmom is clair

Cruz McIlvaney is a crazy scotskid

by ScotsURBAN May 3, 2018

Paul Cruz

A player who rage quits and blames you on Rainbow Six Siege

Oh my god John stop being a Paul Cruz. We are losing because of you

by MintNuggets February 22, 2022

leo cruz

the hottest character is greenhouse academy that plays guitar

i ship leo cruz and hailey in greenhouse academy

by 1168 July 31, 2020