Christopher

a man that has an extremely large penis and doesnt look like gary coleman, and infact i do wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy thank you ke$ha. Thank you Kanye for making Tayolr Swift pissed and thank you for all the work lil wayne, which he has a little wayne. and fuck all the bitches that are assholes, hey kelsey

Christopher

by BigMan94 February 24, 2010

Christopher

A known trouble maker, but very kind and understandable when you get to know him better. Very handsome and nice looking person and if you break his trust it’s a big loss for you.

Jessica: “Christopher is so nice, have you ever met him?”
Kate: “No but I really need to!!”

by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022

Christopher

This name is in the Jewish bible and is related to being a Jewish name as from the Jewish bible

Christopher Is Jewish

by Jewish Names July 20, 2020

Christopher

Christopher's can be either extremely sexy or extremely annoying

Generally has a big dick

Girl one: "Wow, that guys name must be Christopher."

Girl two: "Yeah, look at his huge bulge!"

by BAB(bossassbitch) August 27, 2019

Christopher

Christopher is first of all a complete dumbass. He looks like a Cracker that got inflated but he sucks dick. He cares for those he love but don’t let yourself be on his bad side. He will go to ur house and throw rocks your at your window. He always talks about how good he is at Fortnite but honestly he’s so TRASH. This kid just uses aim hacks when doing 1v1s. He has the worlds smallest chode; he uses his 10000000X magnifying glasses with his tiny ass tweezers. If you sit in front of him he will start to anal u while u sit down no matter your gender. He thinks that girls like him but he’s a complete loner with a boner. So basically just make fun of his chode

Christopher is such a bot

by SUSHIMASTER69 February 3, 2020

Christopher

He's the love u need ilysm Hess my number 1 ILOVE u ur all I need

He's a very difind boyy Christopher

by Urloveea June 27, 2017

Christopher

Usually a very intelligent person. Most of the time a christopher would choose books over a movie. Though they may not be that athletic and strong, they are usually very lovable people. They are usually somewhat romantic. They might be one of the most intelligent, witty, and smart people you ever meet. Despite being sarcastic and sassy they are usually very nice people

Person 1:Did you meet that guy yesterday?
Person 2:You mean Christopher?
Person I:yeah he was awesome

by Book lover 0422 July 18, 2017